I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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