The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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