she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
