i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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