i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Let's get the cat blown out
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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