shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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