Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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