I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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