My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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