Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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