I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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