After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I should be sponsored by Trojan
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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