Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I enjoy the company of your penis
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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