It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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