It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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