At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Mom said you looked used
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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