I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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