Your dad touched me again.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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