I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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