Its about making memories worth repressing
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i now understand why vodka
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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