farters have to be the big spoon...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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