People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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