the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
