I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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