Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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