Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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