One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dick very happy bro
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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