why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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