i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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