I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
