Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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