Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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