Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My liver just had a heart attack.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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