i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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