the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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