I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Sext me about skeletons
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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