I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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