My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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