You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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