can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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