Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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