Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he shaved USA in his pubs
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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