No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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