im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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