Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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