non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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