whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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