Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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