Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
