So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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