I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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