Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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