whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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