do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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