Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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