Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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