Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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