i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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